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The Jock Jams Power Hour and Then Some Mix

Click to Download My Jock Jams Power Hour Mix and Some

Well, once again I have created a new power hour mix. I know you all love them (at least my friends on Facebook do). During the summer, after I released my The European Vacation Chasing Carmen Sandiego & Waldo Power Hour, my friend Evan came up with the great idea for me to take jock jams that you would listen to on ESPN and turn it into a Power Hour mix. Evan is my bro, so obviously I was going to do it for him. As soon as I was able to have free time, I searched on Google for Jock Jams and to my amazement, I was able to find so many CD’s. I realized though that all the Jock Jams totaled over 60 songs. What was awesome is that all these songs brought back so many memories. I decided that I was to finally make a longer power hour and aim for a century hour. Unfortunately, I was unable to come up with 100 songs. This is 78 amazing songs that will pump you up. Like the prior mixes, I decided to start with the lowest beats per minute and work my way up to the higher ones. This mix obviously takes advantage of it. Please check it out! Also, check out all my prior power hour mixes: the first being – DJ G$’s Oktoberfest Power Hour Mix, and my second – DJ G$’s Don’t Eat Leftover Tacos Anymore Power Hour Mix, and my third being – 3,691 Seconds of Power Hour, and the forth being – The European Vacation Chasing Carmen Sandiego & Waldo Power Hour.

This might be one of my favorite power hour mixes due to the songs played. I know everyone loves how I post the song list, here it is including the remixes and such. Go buy each song! They are amazing and listen to them A LOT! You will have a lot of memories that surge up when listening to it. I feel like playing sports or video games of sports.

  1. Welcome To The Big Show – Dan Patrick & Chirs Berman
  2. Let’s Get Ready To Rumble! – Michael Buffer
  3. No Diggity – Blackstree, Dr. Dre
  4. Hip Hop Hooray – Naughty By Nature
  5. Too Close (Remix) – Next
  6. Tubthumping – Chumbawamba
  7. Let Me Clear My Throat – DJ Kool
  8. Macarena – Los Del Mar
  9. This Is How We Do It – Montell Jordon
  10. Unbelievable – EMF
  11. Mo Money, Mo Problems – Notorious B.I.G. feat. Puff Daddy and Mase
  12. Turn It Up (Remix)/Fire It Up – Busta Rhymes
  13. Jump Around – House Of Pain
  14. Come Baby Come – K7
  15. Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It – Will Smith
  16. Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) – Backstreet Boys
  17. The Power – Snap!
  18. That’s the way I Like It – K.C. & The Sunshine Band
  19. DJ E-Z Rock / It Takes Two – Rob Base
  20. Get Down Tonight – K.C. & The Sunshine Band
  21. Pump Up The Volume – M/A/R/R/S
  22. Miami – Will Smith
  23. Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) – C & C Music Factory
  24. Got To Be Real – Cheryl Lynn
  25. 1, 2, 3,4 (Sumpin’ New) – Coolio
  26. Everybody Everybody – Black Box
  27. Set It Off – Strafe
  28. Strike It Up – Black Box
  29. We Got A Love Thang – Ce Ce Peniston
  30. I Like To Move It – Reel To Real
  31. Give It Up – The Goodmen
  32. Pump Up The Jam – Technotronic
  33. Get Ready 4 This – 2 Unlimited
  34. All I Have To Give (Remix) – Backstreet Boys
  35. The Bomb – The Bucketheads
  36. The Jock Jam – ESPN
  37. Fired Up – Funky Green Dogs
  38. I’m Gonna Get You – Bizarre Inc.
  39. Robi Rob’s Boriqua Anthem – C&C Music Factory
  40. YMCA – Village People
  41. Nobody’s Suppossed To Be Here (Remix) – Deborah Cox
  42. Ray Of Light – Madonna
  43. Mueve la Cadera – Reel 2 Real feat. Proyecto Uno
  44. Twilight Zone – 2 Unlimited
  45. This Is Your Night – Amber
  46. One More Night – Amber
  47. I Like it Like That – Tito Nieves
  48. Can You Feel It  – 3rd Party
  49. Burnin’ Up – Cevin Fisher
  50. Rock & Roll, Pt. 2 – Gary Glitter
  51. Boom Boom Boom – The Outhere Brothers
  52. Ready To Go – Republica
  53. Push It – Salt ‘n Pepa
  54. Whoomp! (There It Is) – Tag Team
  55. Suavemente (Remix) – Elvis Crespo
  56. Don’t Stop Moving – Livin’ Joy
  57. Tribal Dance – 2 Unlimited
  58. Unlimited Megajam – 2 Unlimited
  59. Da’ Dip – Freak Nasty
  60. Feel It/Deep To Right Field! – Various Artists
  61. Party – Dis N’ Dat
  62. Going out of my Head – Fatboy Slim
  63. Space Jam – Quad City DJs
  64. Cotton Eye Joe – Rednex
  65. Supersonic – Sabrina Sang
  66. Macho Man – The Village People
  67. Tootsie Roll – 69 Boys
  68. Nice And Slow (Remix) – Usher
  69. Get Ready to Bounce – Brooklyn Bounce
  70. What’s Up – D.J. Miko
  71. Son of Jock Jam – Jock Jam All-Stars
  72. Jump – The Movement
  73. We Like To Party – Vengaboys
  74. Woof Woof – The 69 Boyz
  75. Jellyhead – Crush
  76. C’Mon & Ride it (The Train) – Quad City DJ’s
  77. Reach Up – Usher
  78. Beautiful Day – Hypertrophy
  79. No Limit – 2 Unlimited
  80. Raise the Roof – Luke
  81. Hit The Showers – Various Artists

Like always, I repeat the following for those who don’t know what Power Hour is, Urban Dictionary defines it as:

Take one shot of beer every minute for an hour. This can be more or less potent depending on what kind of beer you drink. From strongest to weakest, your choices are malt liquor, ice beer, regular beer, and light beer. To make a power hour even better, burn a 60 minute CD with 60 1 minute tracks. Play a different song for every shot you take!

Like always, I promote responsible drinking and if you don’t or can’t do something…DON’T.

If you have any suggestions for another Power Hour Mix, post in the comments.

If You Haven’t Already, Click to Download my Jock Jams Power Hour Mix and Some

 

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Happy Birthday Tom

This is for my friend who made this. I found this on my computer and thought it would bring back good memories.

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The European Vacation Chasing Carmen Sandiego & Waldo Power Hour

Click to Download The European Vacation Chasing Carmen Sandiego & Waldo Power Hour

I keep coming and coming and coming out with new Power Hour mixes. This is my first power hour mix from my new Dell XPS and I dedicate it to my best friend who just recently came back from a month long escapade in Europe. If you follow me on Twitter or on the blog, you will know this is my forth mix. The prior three: the first being – DJ G$’s Oktoberfest Power Hour Mix, and my second – DJ G$’s Don’t Eat Leftover Tacos Anymore Power Hour Mix, and my third being – 3,691 Seconds of Power Hour. I didn’t realize this, but combined, they have nearly 1000 downloads! I feel so honored. Of course, I had to make a new one with almost all new music! I tried to use the latest music. I’d like to thank my friend Jason as I used his Summer mix for a basis! You can find his summer mix here: Summer 2011.

I really don’t have much to say besides that I hope everyone loves sexiness cause this is full of it!

I know everyone loves how I post the song list, here it is including the remixes and such. Go buy each song! They are amazing and listen to them A LOT!

  1. I Wanna Get Drunk – DJ Felli Fel ft Three 6 Mafia, Lil Jon & Fatman Scoop
  2. I’m On One feat. Drake, Rick Ross & Lil’ Wayne – DJ Khaled
  3. Headlines – Drake
  4. Till I’m Gone - Tinie Tempah ft Wiz Khalifa
  5. I’m Into You - Jennifer Lopez Feat Lil Wayne
  6. Last (Featuring Chris Brown ) - Big Sean
  7. The Lazy Song - Bruno Mars
  8. Lighters (featuring Bruno Mars) - Bad Meets Evil
  9. Written In The Stars – Tinie Tempah Feat Eric Turner
  10. Just Can’t Get Enough - The Black Eyed Peas
  11. You Be Killin Em - Fabolous
  12. Roll Up - Wiz Khalifa
  13. Tonight Tonight - Hot Chelle Rae
  14. Rolling in the Deep - Adele
  15. Better With the Lights Off (feat. Chris Brown) - New Boyz
  16. Don’t Trust Me (Benny Blanco Remix) Feat. KiD CuDi & 3OH!3 - Clinton Sparks & DJ Benzi
  17. Blow - Ke$ha
  18. Don’t Wanna Go Home - Jason Derulo
  19. Bass Down Low vs Like a G6 - The Cataracs
  20. Who Dat Girl – Flo Rida Feat Akon
  21. Backseat (feat. The Cataracs & Dev) - New Boyz
  22. Miami 2 Ibiza - Swedish House Mafia Vs Tinie Tempah
  23. Seek Bromance - Tim Berg
  24. We No Speak Americano - Yolanda Be Cool and DCUP
  25. Titanium (Feat. Sia) - David Guetta & Sia
  26. Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.) - Katy Perry
  27. Mr. Saxobeat - Alexandra Stan
  28. Whos that Chick? (Feat. Rihanna) - David Guetta
  29. Stereo Love - Edward Maya and Vika Jigulina
  30. The Edge Of Glory - Lady Gaga
  31. Little Bad Girl – David Guetta feat. Taio Cruz & Ludacris
  32. Moves Like Jagger - Maroon 5
  33. Hello feat. Dragonette Martin Solveig
  34. Super Bass - Nicki Minaj
  35. Save The World - Swedish House Mafia ft John Martin
  36. I Can Only Imagine (Feat. Chris Brown & Lil Wayne) - David Guetta
  37. Ready To 2 Go Club - Martin Solveig
  38. Hey Baby (Drop It To The Floor) (Feat. T-Pain) - Pitbull
  39. S&M - Rihanna
  40. Rain Over Me (Feat. Marc Anthony) – Pitbull
  41. Cinema – Benny Benassi feat. Gary Go
  42. On The Floor - Jennifer Lopez Feat. Pitbull
  43. Beggin - Madcon
  44. Give Me Everything (Feat. Ne-Yo, Afrojack & Nayer) - Pitbull
  45. Take Over Control - Afrojack
  46. I Wanna Go - Britney Spears
  47. Where Them Girls At - David Guetta Feat Flo Rida & Nicki Minaj
  48. Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO Feat Lauren Bennett & Goonrock
  49. Sweat (David Guetta Remix) - Snoop Dogg & David Guetta
  50. You Make Me Feel…(feat. Sabi) - Cobra Starship
  51. Words I Never Said (Ft. Skylar Grey) - Lupe Fiasco
  52. Hold It Against Me - Britney Spears
  53. Dirty Dancer (Feat. Usher) - Enrique Iglesias
  54. Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites – Skrillex
  55. All Of The Lights - Kanye West
  56. The Show Goes On - Lupe Fiasco
  57. Look At Me Now - Chris Brown Feat. Lil Wayne and Busta Rhymes
  58. E.T. - Katy Perry Feat Kanye West
  59. How To Love – Lil Wayne
  60. No Sleep – Wiz Khalifa
  61. Sure Thing - Miguel

Like always, I repeat the following for those who don’t know what Power Hour is, Urban Dictionary defines it as:

Take one shot of beer every minute for an hour. This can be more or less potent depending on what kind of beer you drink. From strongest to weakest, your choices are malt liquor, ice beer, regular beer, and light beer. To make a power hour even better, burn a 60 minute CD with 60 1 minute tracks. Play a different song for every shot you take!

Like always, I promote responsible drinking and if you don’t or can’t do something…DON’T.

If you have any suggestions for another Power Hour Mix, post in the comments.

If You Haven’t Already, Click to Download my European Vacation Chasing Carmen Sandiego & Waldo Power Hour!

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Phuck Yeah – Phillies

Just a few moments ago (from when I am writing this) the Phillies swept the Colorado Rockies. I must say it is a great time being a Phillies Phan. We are also number one in the power rankings. On top of all of this, we have Hunter Mother Fucking Pence (that’s how my friend Matt and I say it). With all of this, I am extremely excited, yet nervous. Of course we are taking a wrecking ball to any team that gets in the way, but playoffs are coming up. Red October is coming fast and who knows what can happen. Anything can happen. Many times it is the case where the number one team is knocked out. Obviously you all remember 2009 where both the two best teams – the Phillies and the Yankees got smacked by their respective opponents. What we can look forward to is Roy Oswalt coming back, but will he make a huge difference? At least we get to have the four aces back together along with the mini aces. Of course – HUNTER MOTHER FUCKING PENCE. Onwards to 100+ wins.

This post was the world’s shittiest blog post.

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Warren Buffett: I could end the deficit in 5 minutes.

Buffett:

“I could end the deficit in 5 minutes. You just pass a law that says that anytime there is a deficit of more than 3% of GDP all sitting members of congress are ineligible for reelection.”

 

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Big Companies Love to Piss Me Off

This blog post is definitely a rant and after you read it, hopefully you agree. It was a day of shopping which should have gone quickly. Unfortunately all it did was raise my blood pressure, cause a few scenes and outbursts, and made me angry.

Let’s set up the back story so you understand.

Last Christmas, I asked for the Xbox 360 Kinect and Kinect games. Well as you know, I just used my xbox kinect because my laptop is currently broken. I figured that this was a better time than never since I haven’t used it yet of course. My parents bought me a few games with it which included Kinect Sports, Motion Sports, and a few others. There was one game though that I couldn’t even imagine using and I thought it was my parent’s way that I have gained a beer gut – The Biggest Loser Ultimate Workout.

That brings us to yesterday. I’ve had this game sitting, in its wrapping and all and I had errands to run. I thought: perfect time to get rid of this and replace it with something I want. Naturally, I grabbed it and went on my way. I had to check out a sound system for a client who wanted help with his. Instead of getting my game first, at the last moment, I decided to turn around and help him out.

I go in expecting this to be quick and easy. All he wanted was Pandora One running in their store to allow them to play the music they and the customers enjoy without having competitors’ advertisements playing as well. Imagine you are in your store and you hear that your competitor’s ad come on and you lose business. Definitely not what anyone wants. I go in the shop and check out the system.

After looking at the system for ten minutes, I realize that it is a simple auxiliary cable that would connect to his computer. I explained to my client what he would have to do and hearing this, he immediately shuts the idea down. Confused, I asked him why and he told me that his computer can’t handle it and he thought he could play it out of his iPod. What he didn’t realize is that his iPod isn’t an iTouch nor an iPhone, so the computer was the only way.

That all said, I wasted approximately a half hour. Normally, I wouldn’t have cared about the time spent away and could have spent forever. Well, yesterday was different. First off, my friend was down for the day only and wanted to see me. Second, my family was in from Texas and I have been trying to spend every day with them for as long as possible. A half hour is a big deal as I only had two hours planned to buy a used game, a few cables, buy a t-shirt, replace The Biggest Loser Ultimate Workout, and pickup dinner for the family. I had this all planned out and I was supposed to spend only an hour with about another half hour travelling. This would have provided a good amount of time to allow me to do everything and see everyone.

This is where my day went to shit and my blood pressure shot through the roof.

I leave my client’s place and head directly to Best Buy to replace The Biggest Loser Ultimate Workout. I remember that my parent’s bought it there, so I decided to go there first. Note: this is where you might decide to tell me that I am an idiot or tell me that you would have done the exact same thing. I did not have any receipts being that it was from Christmas and it was a gift. Personally, I thought it was no big deal since it was completely wrapped. It is literally brand new still, so what does it really matter?

I walk in and head for the customer service. I stand in line behind all these foreigners which annoyed me. It wasn’t the fact that they were foreighn that bothered me, but the fact that it took so long for me to get situated since the people working there couldn’t understand a word if it was on a billboard and screamed into their ears with a megaphone. After waiting what seemed like forever, I got to the woman. She looked at me briefly and listened to what I said.

She looked at me some more and then said: “We don’t do that anymore. Go to the Video Games Section.” Puzzled, I inquired what she meant. She said that all video games are taken care of in that area. I really wish I really knew a Best Buy employee to clarify if I was crazy. Ok, so all returns BUT video games are taken care of in the customer service. WHAT THE FUCK? Either way, I turned around and went to the video games section. I spent a good five minutes walking around only to find two employees sort of hiding and flirting with each other. If I weren’t in quite a hurry I would have flirted with her too. Instead of cock blocking, I asked both of them only to see whoever would help me.

I told them that I would like to return and/or exchange my game. This is where he looked at me at like I was crazy and told me to go to customer service. My blood pressure goes up right here. I explained to him that I just came from there and all I wanted to do is get rid of the damn game. He got on his walkie talkie and brought me over to customer service for the second time putting me back into another long line. This is where I start to get angry. You can tell by my tweet:

#BestBuy is full of fucking idiots leading me back and forth on returning a simple gift.
@fattony69
Fat Tony69

She explains to him that it is his job and he comes up with some bullshit excuse on why he shouldn’t do it and she would. Obviously there is quite a bit of miscommunication in the staff. We then head back to the video game section for him to look some stuff on the computer. He starts typing some random bullshit on the computer, asks for my license, and spends a few minutes hitting buttons. This is where it gets me angry. After about five minutes, he looks at me and says that he’ll give me $18 for the game. I look at him with the dumbest look on my face.

As soon as I get over the initial shock. I say to him: “That’s it? Seriously. It is a brand new game basically. It even has the wrapper on it and all. How the fuck did you get that?” He explains to me how the computer has an algorithm based on when it was purchased and such as well as the fact it still has a wrapper. Also, that this is based off of no receipt. I then told him: “This is absolute bullshit. This game is still the same fucking value as it is when it was purchased for me. It was a gift. Give me the fucking game back. I have a better chance of shoving the game up my ass and hoping I shit out what I want for more than the $18 they would give me. I grabbed my game and license and left. He tried apollogizing for walking me back and forth and such, but I told him to shove it up his ass and that the girl wasn’t interested in him and off I left.

Sure, he didn’t deserve it. He was just doing what he is told to do, but when you complain about your job, not help me out by letting me exchange the game, and walking me around…you are going to hear it from me. I got off in my car and immediately went to Game Stop since it was in the same the same plaza. I walk in with my game and stand in line. This time behind a Quadriplegic Olympic athelete and some mom trying to buy a shitty Wii game. Luckly, the line went extremely quick and I went up and asked if I could exchange this game I had received as a gift for something I wanted. They asked for a receipt and once again I explained how it was a gift, but this time made up some bullshit story of how it was from my grandparents who live in Florida.

This time, I was rejected right away. Once again, I was bewildered and asked them to explain why. They told me that they can’t accept anything without the receipt. I was telling them that I do not want to return the game, but all I was asking was to exchange. I was then told some absolute bullshit by the one guy explaining how that the state of New Jersey created this new pawn law that didn’t allow them to return items without a receipt. I instantly knew this was absolute bullshit, so I called out him out. He then went on to tell me that his colleague could tell me in more detail. Of course, I turned to her and asked her. Knowing that I was calling them out, she smiled and told me that they can’t and to leave. I stormed out. I should have said something along the lines of fuck off or fuck you, but there were children.

Hoping that third was a charm, I decided to go right to Target hoping that I could get rid of the game. It was in the plaza as well, so what the hell? To shorten this one up since it was a quick stop, I walked right in and directly into the customer service area. The line was disgustingly long and I was already frustrated beyond belief at this point. I turned to my right only to see their return policy. It wouldn’t allow really any returns with video games without a receipt.

I ran right out and sat in my car screaming. I just wanted to get rid of this damn game. Once I started screaming, I decided to do something logical for the first time. I took out my iPhone and went onto everyone’s favorite website, Google. I searched: “Returning Video Games without a Receipt.” To my obvious surprise (much sarcasm), there were many other people who had the same issue as me. It turns out that everyone returned their games at Wal-Mart. Why the hell did I not think of that? Before I did go, I decided to stop at Modells to see if they had the t-shirt I wanted. For your information, I was looking for a Philadelphia Phillies player t-shirt; Cole Hamels to be specific. I went in both stores and neither had him.

Onwards, I went to Wal-Mart. I sat in their customer service for a bit because people are trying to unload their shit. After about 10 minutes, I was able to get a gift card for the game in FULL price and I was the happiest child. If the woman was decently attractive and not four times my age, I might have kissed her. I skipped down to the electronic entertainment area and went to find the game I wanted: UFC Personal Trainer The Ultimate Fitness System.

So I scoured the video game cases for it and I found it! I was extastic. Then, I realized I should look for the HDMI splitter that I needed since I was tired of switching the cables. Low and behold, the switch was there. After looking at the box for about 5 minutes, I realized I needed another HDMI cable. No big deal; except the fact that the cable was locked as well.

I thought that was no big deal. So I search all around for an employee. None to be found. This seemed a bit odd. I am in perhaps definitely the most expensive part of the store and I can’t find a single damn employee to ring me up. After about 10 minutes, I see someone wearing a Wal-Mart team t-shirt and I ask him for help. He explains to me how he is off the clock and is busy. Now does that seem like the Wal-Mart way? Absolutely not! He could have helped me since he worked there or better yet, help/call someone in to help me, but instead, he walked away. VERY RUDE.

My blood pressure is now back where it was when I was trying to return the damn game and now I can’t buy it. I go back to the register and see the photo guy busy with some couple trying to exchange photos or something stupid. Finally, there was another guy selling a piece of shit laptop to more foreigners. They were doing that for a half hour. What was worst, the guy who fucking blew me off was with them. All I wanted was to get what I needed and get out of there.

I patiently waited thanks to my iPhone and the games/Facebook and had the guy get me everything. I spent the money on the gift card and bought the cable and switch. All work great and the game, unfortunately I have not played it due to my stomach virus. I ran out of there, bought dinner for my family and went home. I was unable to see my friend at the beach, but I did spend time with my family. Mind you, I did spend about 3 and half hours doing all of this; if not more.

Overall, I have had it to my wit’s end with all these businesses: Best Buy, Game Stop, Target, and Wal-Mart. Each one of them angered me, so I am not going to any of them unless I really have to. I rather deal with them online so I don’t have to even face another incompitent employee, but mainly I am going to purchase all my items via Amazon. It was quite an adventure and I do not want to go through any of that again.

PS. Small side story coming tomorrow.

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Daniel Tosh Interviews the Phillies Phan that was Tazed

Oh…how Philly does things…

For those who forget that lovely day:

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Casey Anthony is found Not Guilty


I haven’t really followed the case because I wasn’t watching television for quite some time and the only news I read online is usually political, but I found this as it was a top story and the internet does make quite good jokes. Antoine Dodson would be proud. LOL – OJ and Casey!

My opinion on the whole matter: I don’t know much about the case, so please excuse me. I predicted this would happen. Now, I am not saying she did not do that. Whether or not she did it, the prosecuters had no way to prove it. They had the facts that she was dead and such, but that’s about it. It looked more than obvious that she did and most likely, she did. Unfortunately, the evidence didn’t do much. It’s sad.

In other news, her lawyers are set for life with the win of this high profile case. Go mooch off of them!

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Holy Shit

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