Hey, this is my about me. Basically, I am supposed to tell you all about me of course. About Me’s are the most important page on this blog as this will be the most read page. Everyone wants to know the the man behind the blog. Well, to start off, my name is Tony. Now that we are personal, I might as well talk to you like I know you. About me’s are about the following:
- Who you are…
- Your expertise and how it addresses…
- Their problem or goal, and how they can…
- Contact you
Let me address these accordingly. I really don’t want you to truly know me because its hard to explain. I am amazing at everything and I will talk about it. You have tons of problems and I hate being contacted, but if you must know somethings about me, I shall write up some things.
First off, to tell you who I am, I can do the following. Tell you the truth or put the message I put on my facebook (Just want to mention, my friend wrote that up and I just decided to copy and paste it because it was so funny):
I am without a doubt one of the sweetest guys you will EVER meet I above all else love God first, family second, friends third (some friends are family), and love fourth. I am A DIEHARD HOPELESS ROMANTIC!!!!!!!!! So yeah that means I’m the guy that has to clean up the messes that other guys leave who don’t know how to properly accord a woman with the respect she deserves and the treatment she has rightfully earned.
Now you’re probably wondering, what makes this guy so sure that he’s different from the rest of all the other guys out there and how can we be sure he isn’t lying? Let me try and put that fear to rest.
Ask any of the girls who have known me for a while (the first few on my Top whatever) and ask them if I am one of the sweetest guys they’ve ever met. It’s that simple. I won’t tell them about this, it’s a completely random way for you to find out if I’m telling the truth. Now if I were lying about all this, would I even dare to do something this audacious? Of course not! It’s because I know what they’ll say and I trust them to give a correct representation of who I am.
I am BRUTALLY HONEST and I’m proud of it!!!! I will always say what needs to be said because I have the balls to say it when others don’t. I personally don’t care if I offend you when I say it because I know that it will help you in the end and if you hate me because of something that turns out to be right then I was better off without you in the first place.
I’m really kinda shy when it comes to meeting girls but once I know them then they find out that I’m kind of a big flirt who is VERY in touch with his sexuality so if anyone is looking for a good time or someone to just talk to then talk to me.
All of that you just read is basically bullshit except for some of it. So, if you want to truly know me, listen up. I am the man. I have yet to reach legendary status like Tucker Max or George Ouzounian, but I hope to reach that status one day. When people talk about “that guy”, I am the person they are usually talking about. As of recently, word has spread about me and my shenanigans. I could write about them, but the stories aren’t that exciting out of context, plus most people will either call bullshit or one-up me with their story. With that, you won’t get any stories unless they are above and beyond funny. With that said, my name has been quite spread throughout the area. I find it quite becoming, but shit happens. Anyway, my personal life and what I write about is quite separate.
I am an expert at many things. I make people laugh. I am good at reading people. Sarcasm is something I enjoy highly, but very hardly will you see me type it out unless its is quite blatant. Like, I have told many others via texting and such, Sarcasm in text is as useless as a titty on a bull. I tell many females that I am full of three things:
- Good points
- Good questions
- Rainbows
Why? I have no freaking clue. I always have a good argument for everything, but I am not a fan of lawyers as I love my life. I have good questions which I will address in many blog posts here because I am quite confused with things that many people don’t think of. Rainbows are colorful and I am not fruity.
You have a problem and have a goal. Your issue is you’re bored and you want something to fill that void. You hope my blog can live up to the hype and solve your boredom. Will I be able to fill that void? I sure hope so or your best bet is porn and we all know, the internet was made for porn. There is definitely plenty of porn out there to fill your fetish whether it is skydiving sex to avatar (which was renamed from smurf ) porn. I have plenty of questions to ask which I shall ponder. I am basically going to pick my brain and tell my innermost thoughts which boggle my mind. From time to time, I might catch on to the shit the blogosphere produces and ride the bullshit wave they produce. Most of the time though, I shall lay a hot steamer on their chest and be “that guy”.
With all this in mind, I really don’t want you to contact me. I was serious about that. Eventually, I will put up a contact me for you to send me your hate…fan mail. Everything else is private. I did put up some sites (including my own site) where I post my works including art that I used to do. Hate it or love it, maybe you will enjoy my blog. If you don’t, screw off.
PS. Expect controversy because I love it.