Genetically Modified Orgasms

Jun 08

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Back in the day, I wrote a small paragraph for class. As you can tell, I wrote this paper in the wee hours of the morning and didn’t realize what I was writing. Unfortunately, what happened was my spell check never picked up my mistake because technically, it isn’t spelled wrong.  Anyway, feel free to laugh at my misfortune. So you know, I received a 100 on the paragraph and my teacher decided to inform the whole school and all the teachers about this. Forever, I shall be remembered by genetically modified orgasms.

I believe that genetically modified orgasms should be used in our food. It provides many positive effects for people today. Such as in corn, it provides resistance from insects. This will allow crops to flourish and crow without any problem what so ever. Strawberries act as an antifreeze that allows them not to be ruined by the cold. Both were done using genetically modified orgasms. Genetically modified orgasms allow plants to grow more, quicker, in bulk, and can provide more nutrition that the actual plants could have not. Due to genetically modified orgasms, vitamin A is now provided in rice which allows people who do not receive, shall get it without having to change their diet or anything. These are a few examples of how genetically modified orgasms help ourselves by only modifying our food.

Time to Fill You In

May 20

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Lately, my blog posts suck ass. I am amazing at life and funny as hell in person, but I am sucking a ton of sphincter when it comes to this whole blogging thing. Anyway, you should continue reading because I will get a handle on this shit. I just need to learn how to transfer my bullshit from in person to this whole blog. Anyway, time to quickly fill you in on my life because I could not really think of anything else to post.  This shall be brief so you don’t commit suicide by smashing your head on your keyboard and dropping the computer on your head.

Let’s see…

I got my computer back from HP. It only cost me a shit ton of money since my warranty expired by a half of year. At least I got a new motherboard, battery port, and screen!

I actually read a book. I actually finished it. I actually read every single word in it.  I shall review it later.

I am not sick with failure.

Besides that, I have my computer back which means I can start working on clients’ sites.

Yours,