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Normally, I wouldn’t be up at 4 am on a fucking SUNDAY night, but that mother fucker, Osama Bin Laden was shot in his fucking head. He was killed by Special Op Navy Seals who just literally fucked his shit up.

Before, I link bomb you the fuck out (because it’s deserving), I am going to say two things.

This dude, Shaib Athar aka ReallyVirtual lived like two house away from Osama Bin Gotten Shot in the Fucking Headen and tweeted EVERYTHING. Read about it here.

Anyway, based on everything I read about this fucker being murdered, I must say here is how I perceive it (in the bro-ess manner possible). So here is how it went down.

For about 9 and 1/2 years, we have been thinking…hmmm Osama must be in the fucking caves of Afghanistan or Pakistan because that has to be the safest place possible. Too many caves and what not. All of a sudden, recently, we realize they are dumb as shit and just living in normal places around the Middle East (aka one big sand pit…despite how normal it looks in ReallyVirtual’s picture). We decided it was too much money to shoot missiles and shit into the middle of bumblefuck and chose to do more research in this mother fucker. That research brought us to to their top people and stuff, like I said, in normal places.

So, we kill many top Al Qaeda and capture other people. If you have seen those videos, they are so badass as fuck as they are just tearing apart these fuckers with huge caliber guns and tearing through everything. Now, we are like, where is this mother fucker. We found Suddam in a hole. Shit was easy as hell. How come we can’t find him? So we start interrogating detainees (according to Yahoo – backed by Drudgereport). They tell us to look in fucking Pakistan for couriers.

That was the key to this whole puzzle. We see him going into this luxurious place. To quote Yahoo about this:

…After authorities discovered in August 2010 that the courier lived with his brother and their families in an unusual and extremely high-security building, officials said.”When we saw the compound where the brothers lived, we were shocked by what we saw: an extraordinarily unique compound,” a senior administration official said.

“The bottom line of our collection and our analysis was that we had high confidence that the compound harbored a high-value terrorist target. The experts who worked this issue for years assessed that there was a strong probability that the terrorist who was hiding there was Osama bin Laden,” another administration official said.

The home is in Abbotabad, a town about 35 miles north of Islamabad, that is relatively affluent and home to many retired members of Pakistan’s military.

The building, about eight times the size of other nearby houses, sat on a large plot of land that was relatively secluded when it was built in 2005. When it was constructed, it was on the outskirts of Abbotabad’s center, at the end of a dirt road, but some other homes have been built nearby in the six years since it went up, officials said.

WALLS TOPPED WITH BARBED WIRE

Intense security measures included 12- to 18-foot outer walls topped with barbed wire and internal walls that sectioned off different parts of the compound, officials said. Two security gates restricted access, and residents burned their trash, rather than leaving it for collection as did their neighbors, officials said.

Few windows of the three-story home faced the outside of the compound, and a terrace had a seven-foot (2.1 meter) privacy wall, officials said.

“It is also noteworthy that the property is valued at approximately $1 million but has no telephone or Internet service connected to it,” an administration official said. “The brothers had no explainable source of wealth.”

So, obviously, this has to be some importance. Osama was a GDI who didn’t know how to spend his dead pop’s money correctly and was just waiting to be popped in the head.

What do we do? Get blue prints to his crib and get our special ops crazy ass mother fuckers prepared to make sure this is a worthy mission. We didn’t want any bullshit fuck ups (especially Obama since he is on re-election and that would be the LAST thing he needs). They got their shit together and tonight, they raided his house.

Now, according to all reports, no American was even hurt. No shit. They stormed from outside using heat sensors and all that awesome stuff and just straight wrecked everyone – killing everyone in their way. One stupid fucker thought it was a good idea to use a woman to stop the bullets. The genius didn’t realize that this wasn’t like his native weapon – the slingshot and rock, and had bullets go through her like Swiss cheese and fuck his day over.

Everyone is dead but Bin FUCKED ROYALLY BY THE USA’en. We “ask” if he wants to surrender, but say fuck it, you are going to die and pop a cap right between his eyes. Didn’t give him a chance he didn’t deserve.

Then, the helicopter “broke” but that is what they said so they could “destroy” it but really use it for fireworks and shits and giggles.

Finally, a good bonfire is needed, so they burnt his house down. WELL FUCKING DESERVED.

What did America do? PARTY!

Here are links to get educated followed by what I did – parade around the city and sang AMERICA SONGS!

Yahoo – Obama: Al-Qaida head bin Laden dead

ABC News – Osama bin Laden Killed: ‘Justice Is Done,’ President Says

Guardian – Osama bin Laden: How it took years to find him but just minutes to kill him

CNN – How U.S. forces killed Osama bin Laden

NPR – OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD; President Tells Nation ‘Justice Has Been Done’

MSNBC – Osama bin Laden killed, U.S. has his body

Yahoo – Bin Laden was found at luxurious Pakistan compound

Yahoo – Official: Bin Laden buried at sea