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Phuck Yeah – Phillies

August 4, 2011 By Fat Tony69 Leave a Comment

Just a few moments ago (from when I am writing this) the Phillies swept the Colorado Rockies. I must say it is a great time being a Phillies Phan. We are also number one in the power rankings. On top of all of this, we have Hunter Mother Fucking Pence (that’s how my friend Matt and I say it). With all of this, I am extremely excited, yet nervous. Of course we are taking a wrecking ball to any team that gets in the way, but playoffs are coming up. Red October is coming fast and who knows what can happen. Anything can happen. Many times it is the case where the number one team is knocked out. Obviously you all remember 2009 where both the two best teams – the Phillies and the Yankees got smacked by their respective opponents. What we can look forward to is Roy Oswalt coming back, but will he make a huge difference? At least we get to have the four aces back together along with the mini aces. Of course – HUNTER MOTHER FUCKING PENCE. Onwards to 100+ wins.

This post was the world’s shittiest blog post.

Daniel Tosh Interviews the Phillies Phan that was Tazed

July 7, 2011 By Fat Tony69 Leave a Comment

Oh…how Philly does things…

For those who forget that lovely day:

Jaromir Jagr is Now a Philadelphia Flyer

July 1, 2011 By Fat Tony69 Leave a Comment

I will be the first one to say this, but I did not expect this. I do admit I am not huge into the NHL. Although with the NBA and NFL lockout, I should be. When it is dealing with my Fly Guys, I care very much so! Now we have him and lets hope he doesn’t flop.

So apparently, Boston Bruins won the Stanley Cup over the Vancouver Canucks. Congratulations to them. They beat my Flyers, so as you can tell, this is very late and I don’t care much after the Flyers. Anyway, this is insane that Canadians are mad for being beat at their own game.

They are the champions! 2011 NBA Champions! FINALLY! Beat LeBron, Wade, Bosh, and the rest of the Heat!

Wanna know something? Brian Cardinal has more rings than LeBron.

I saw LeBron James today and i asked him for a $1. He gave me 75 cents. I said “LeBron, you only gave me 75 cents.” He replied, “I dont have a 4th quarter.”

Since we are going to win the World Series again!

Roy Halladay, Roy Oswalt, Cliff Lee, Cole Hamels

Dangerous with

Ryan Howard, Chase Utley, Shane Victorino, Placido Polanco, Rauuuuuuuuul Ibanez, Carlos Ruiz, Ben Francisco, Wilson Valdez

OH BABY!

Being a huge Philadelphia Eagles fan, I’ve always followed them very closely. Part of following them so closely, I’ve continued to follow Donovan McNabb even though he was traded to our rival, the Washington Redskins. If you have been following the NFL via Sportscenter, you would know the controversy with McNabb being benched and such. Anyway, now McNabb wants to be released from the Redskins. I find this funny for one reason (and not because I am an Eagles fan who has Michael Vicktory), this picture (which I posted originally on my forum):