Bought Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood and now I want this!
World Record Track and Field Star!

I may not be in the Guinness World book of Records, but this is better…at least for me. With the Kinect, I was playing Kinect Sports and for some reason, I suck at everything but this! I broke world records in many of the events including the hurdles! GET AT ME!
Xbox 360 Kinect

Best. Christmas. Gift. EVER! I know. I am telling this to you in June, but I haven’t even opened this until now…don’t judge.
My Brand New Xbox 360
Remember how I mentioned that I tragically lost my best friend, my Xbox 360? I wrote a lovely article which was noticed by a few Xbox employees, mainly because I spammed their twitter accounts and such to try to get a free Xbox. Little did I know, Microsoft (or better known as Micro$oft) doesn’t care and on top of that, many people according to twitter still have original Xbox 360′s and like my article.
I do appreciate the responses from these people. I did tweet about 15-20 people, but that is neither here nor there. After realizing that I would have to pay $100 for my Xbox 360 to be fixed while waiting a good like month for it to come back or pay $300 and get it right away. Understanding that, I had some nice words for my Xbox and left for the mall in search for my new Xbox. Right before I left though, I texted my friend Shane about the hardware in Xbox. He is notorious for this lovely 360 Info/Buyers Guide, although he did not know anything about the new Xboxs. Oh well.
As I drove to the mall, I stopped and picked up my friend. I needed someone good looking to balance out the fact that I was going to Gamestop. It isn’t like I am self-conscious about being a gamer and/or nerd or anything like that, but I do enjoy the faces of all the individuals. Yeah, I know I am stereotyping, but she is extremely attractive and well, the usual people I see in Gamestop aren’t quite the attractive bunch.
Whatever, when I went to the store, they had all these displays for plenty of Xbox 360′s. It looked like heaven for one to get an Xbox. I go to the counter and get blown off for a kid who wants some shitty Nintendo game. That guy was a dick. After helping that kid who didn’t even buy the fucking game, he helped me – well sort of helped me. He told me that the only Xbox 360′s that were available were with the Kinect. Considering I received a Kinect for Christmas, which I haven’t even had a chance to open, I left. I did learn that the other Gamestop that was in is the only one left and the other one that was in the mall disappeared months ago. That made me look like an idiot.
Before going to Best Buy since it was down the street, we decided to get lunch. Plenty of fajitas later, I went to Best Buy and right as I walked in was the Xbox 360 section. Lucky me. I didn’t have to go far. I picked up an Xbox 360 and as I turned around, a vulture aka some saleswoman. Right away, she was trying to get me to buy a ton more shit. I’ve been an Xbox owner since the original Xbox. Like I said, I’ve had the Xbox 360 for 6 years. She was a persistent one. I took advantage of it. I needed a transfer cable and she brought me one.
From there, she sort of took the hint that I have had an Xbox 360 before and especially after I told her I’ve had it since the beginning. Mind you, she was quite impressed it lasted that long. Although, she was still trying to sell me an Xbox Live subscription, warranty, a few accessories, and a game or two. I taught her a thing or two about everything and told her I didn’t need anything. I payed $340 for everything and was on my way.
As soon as I got home, I instantly did a lovely photo shoot for all of you readers of mine. I must say that I am quite happy with my purchase. Sure, I miss my baby, but hot damn, the new Xbox 360 S is quite amazing. First of all, I am loving the sleekness. The whole thing is is touch responsive. My favorite part is that it uses HDMI and has a 250GB hard drive. I was able to move all my files over without any issue and have not faced a problem. For being $300, I expected a bit more with the cables though. It only came with a standard definition cable. Even the old Xbox had one…sure it was split, but it came with composite cables. Luckily, I had an HDMI cable laying around, but now I need to purchase an extra brick and a composite cable.
All of this said, I am quite fond of my new Xbox 360. I don’t know if I can say that I am glad that my baby died for this, but it is convenient turn of events. One window shatters, I get a brand new glass house. Now, I can get back to playing LA. Noire and NBA 2K11. Catch me online!
Rest in Peace My Original Launch Xbox 360
I feel like everyone has gone through this phase of life – their Xbox 360 died, they yelled a few swears out, freaked out, and then realized they need to purchase another Xbox. After seeing countless number of people go through these steps, I am finally one of those individuals who has gone through with this. I am very upset about this as I have a launch Xbox 360. Unlike everyone else, I have a whole story to go along with my Xbox 360 and I shall explain why I can’t accept just purchasing a new one and not thinking twice about it. For this, I will explain my story for why I want my Xbox fixed or something worthy for it.
Like many children, I wanted Microsoft Xbox 360 for Christmas when I found out about it back in 2005. During those days, I was still a halo 2 fiend. Although, the Xbox 360 was the thing to have and of course I wanted one. I remember specifically how I kept trying to purchase it, but during those days, I did not have much money. I was all over GameStop.com constantly to check if it was sold out and such. The day that it was sold out, I was very hurt and died a little inside. So like any other idiot, I turned right towards eBay. Unfortunately, that was the worst idea since Xbox 360′s were going for almost $2,000. Insane.
November eventually rolls around and November 22, 2005 comes and goes. For those who don’t know what is so special about that, it is the release date of the Xbox 360. Well, upset little me pouted and continued with Halo 2 on my antique Xbox. Don’t get me wrong, I loved it, but new stuff is better. Being a child didn’t help, but I learned my Uncle had purchased it and was loving it. Like any other jealous child, I was at his house playing on it and drooling on it. Eventually Christmas was around the corner and he said the second best thing a child my age could hear at the time: “You can have my Xbox 360 for a week.” I literally ate, slept, and played Xbox 360. Such a huge fan and I played the hell out of it. Little did I know, I was only boosting his gamerscore.
Luckily, I didn’t have to use his Xbox for so long because Christmas came. My parents were awful people about it. (Note that they always do this to me each year.) I got threw all my presents and it was like Xbox 360 games and accessories. Naive me believed their lies when they told me that the actual Xbox 360 was backordered and I would be lucky to get it by my birthday. If you do think about it, my uncle got lucky and waited at midnight for his and it sold out like crazy everywhere. I opened all my gifts and there was no Xbox 360 to be seen. I had tears in my eyes and was choking up, but then my dad mentions that he forgot to bring out one gift and I need to get it from his room. I sprint faster than Usain Bolt and run up to his room where I see a box wrapped up. Torn it open. Look it it with eyes bigger than my face. Start playing it right away after transferring my gamertag. Gotta represent Fat Tony69!
Let’s speed up this story to June 2011 and give you a brief overview of what has happened between December 25, 2005 and June 2011. First off, this is almost a 6 years difference; more than a half decade. Damn, I don’t remember ever having a console lasting this long. Based off of Wikipedia, I am going to go through these updates so you get my point of how far it has come.
Types of Xbox’s since the time:
- Core
- Premium/Pro – the model I
havehad - Arcade
- Elite
- S
There has been many updates:
- Espn
- Netflix
- Multiple dashboard remakes
- Avatars
- 1 vs 100
- and many, many betas – Halo 3, NXE, and other games.
You get the point by now that I am a huge Xbox fan. I have games like Kameo and Perfect Dark Zero as well as all of the Call of Duty games and Halo Games. I’ve wait in many midnight premiere lines. I’ve bought all the accessories – the steering wheel, the infamous HD DVD player, and the Kinect (which I have not been able to use because of timing and school, but was about to play it with Kinect Labs and games…). I even had a few faceplates which I received from Gears of War opening and such, although I always used the wood-looking faceplate to make it fit in with our shelves. I like to look fancy.
Now through out the years, I kept reading about the Red Ring of Death plaguing Microsoft and the Xbox 360. It was on the news. It was on countless blogs and every video game blog you heard of. It was on many sites. It haunted every Microsoft Xbox 360 owner, the Microsoft team, and their pockets. I couldn’t tell you how many times I have read about this and heard friends discuss this. Hell, my uncle went through nine Xbox’s. This isn’t unusual as others were on their sixth, seventh, and such Xbox 360. Although, I wasn’t one of these people. I had my Xbox 360 from the very beginning and didn’t have one issue at all. I was still on my first Xbox when others had to keep buying other Xbox’s, newer Xbox’s, repair Xbox’s…but not me.
This is where my sob story becomes more about me. On June 9th, 2011, I went to play my Xbox 360 while waiting for my friends to pick me up for dinner. Everything was smooth. Everything was fine. I was in the middle of a game in NBA 2K11 when it froze. I did not freak out. This happened before, not often, but it happened before. Although, when I turned it off and turned it back on, there wasn’t a picture. Ok, now I was suspicious. Then, I saw these Red Rings. Three of them, staring me dead in the face. I didn’t know what to do. I was stunned. It was out in the open, no issue at all. I am very upset my Xbox 360 is dead. I want my Xbox 360 back!
Look at that Xbox 360. It looks so sad. I have had my times where I’d play over 12 hours a day. I had my times where I barely touched it. I treated it like a god! I never dropped it or anything. It is my Red Ring of Death Xbox 360. This is where there is a catch. Microsoft expanded the warranty for everyone’s Xbox 360, but that is my issue! Due to the fact that my Xbox 360 is from 2005, my warranty is expired. It even says on the support page, “Your standard warranty expired on March 06, 2007.” That ruins me! The warranty is currently expired by 1,557 days. It has been 4 years, 3 months, 4 days since it expired. Well, if you consider the fact that the warranty was expanded 3 years, then I am still expired. That is ridiculously long time especially since my Xbox 360 is 2043 days old or 5 years, 7 months, 5 days old. My awesome Xbox! Everything still intact. I didn’t even upgrade the hard drive, not even new hardware – fixes or anything.
This leaves me with certain decisions. I can do the following:
- Repair my Xbox 360 for $100.
- Buy a brand new Xbox 360.
One issue: I don’t have the money. Yes, I can work for the money and it won’t be that hard. That’s not the main issue at hand, but it leads into the second issue. I love my Xbox 360 very much so. I don’t want to lose it. Getting it fix taints it a bit because it won’t be quite original anymore. Buying a new one sure as hell won’t be original. I like my 20GB Xbox 360 Premium. So that leads me to take this to the internet. What can I do. I am not sure if this is a big deal, but I feel like it is the only Xbox 360 left from the launch to get the Red Ring of Death – damnit, I used to brag about how I have one that didn’t break. I don’t know what to do, which is why I am asking on the internet and trying to get notice as I can’t find anyone that has an older Xbox than myself.
This is the catch. Always a catch is what I’ve heard from everyone. My catch is this, I need your help. I need to know what to do. My Xbox has been my loyal friend. This may be sad, but it is the truth as the Xbox 360 defines me. It created the world I am in now. It has helped persuade the decisions I have made and all. I guess this sounds a bit overzealous and a bit ridiculous for me to talk about this way about my Xbox 360, but truly when something has been around for almost 6 years, it does. With that said, I am hoping I can hear of a good thing from like Microsoft or something that they can fix my issue (preferably for free or get like a reward or something for the oldest usable Xbox). I am not asking for what Microsoft and Bungie did for that kid Nathaniel. Why that would be beyond amazing, I am not worth the effort. I want my Xbox working again. I want it to last until the Xbox 540 or whatever the next Xbox may be. If not, I just want something to make up for this. I don’t know. I also want one other thing, I want to know if anyone else is rocking a launch Xbox 360 or first shipment Xbox 360.
I decided to take photographs because I thought the moment called for it as I was beyond shocked and for proof of how old my Xbox 360 is.
Here are the rest of the photographs.
Halo

Both Halo 4 and Halo Combat Evolved Anniversary are coming out! WOO!
Top Xbox Live Games of 2010
Major Nelson always puts out this list every year about what are the top Xbox Live games of the year. Well, I am going to pass them onto you.
Some things he notes:
- based on the games’ first seven days of activity on the Xbox LIVE service
- only include games released in 2010
Makes sense of course. Anyway, here is the amazing list that doesn’t include arcade games or indie games because I don’t care about them too much.
- Call of Duty: Black Ops
- Halo: Reach
- Red Dead Redemption
- Fable III
- Battlefield: Bad Co. 2
- Medal of Honor
- Mass Effect 2
- FIFA Soccer 11
- Fallout: New Vegas
- BioShock 2
- Madden NFL 11
- Splinter Cell Conviction
- Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood
- Dead Rising 2
- Kinect Adventures!
- NBA 2K11
- Crackdown 2
- Aliens vs Predator
- Mafia II
- Army of TWO: TFD
So what was your favorite game?





















How quickly do you believe this will be hacked into by Geohot or some shit like that?