Just a few moments ago (from when I am writing this) the Phillies swept the Colorado Rockies. I must say it is a great time being a Phillies Phan. We are also number one in the power rankings. On top of all of this, we have Hunter Mother Fucking Pence (that’s how my friend Matt and I say it). With all of this, I am extremely excited, yet nervous. Of course we are taking a wrecking ball to any team that gets in the way, but playoffs are coming up. Red October is coming fast and who knows what can happen. Anything can happen. Many times it is the case where the number one team is knocked out. Obviously you all remember 2009 where both the two best teams – the Phillies and the Yankees got smacked by their respective opponents. What we can look forward to is Roy Oswalt coming back, but will he make a huge difference? At least we get to have the four aces back together along with the mini aces. Of course – HUNTER MOTHER FUCKING PENCE. Onwards to 100+ wins.
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